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 Post subject: Dropping in to check on the Unemployed
PostPosted: Jul 08 12 5:52:00 am 
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Joined: Nov 30 01 1:00:00 am
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Location: Worle, W-S-M, UK
Why hello there,

I'm sure you all remember me that's right the man you all aspire to be. As you know I bought the business with a staff of 4 and have a married wife. If you cannot remember me and my brilliant business brain (ABC = Always Be Costcutting) then just come on now.

So, how many of you are still unemployed? You dont get anything out of life by smoking hashish drugs on street corners and listening to loud music out of quadrophonic speakers on street corners. Oh no (come on now) you have to work hard, every day. Forever.

Take me for example. Over 30 years management experience, I have my own office. A staff of 4. A wife. A secretary (Pauline). Mottos. Electrical office equipment and I holiday once a year in the Algarve. Now all of this rich splendour doesnt come overnight, so stop smoking all these drugs and listening to negative open chord relay music and bloody well get an education. Go to a Polytechnic, study hard. You're currently just a miserable bunch of unemployed bastards. I wouldnt give you a job and I squeeze every penny out of my team so what does that tell you. You stupid bastards.

Oh now come on now. Cheers all.

Yours sincerely,

SGP


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