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 Post subject: Soooooo an update
PostPosted: Sep 26 12 3:35:33 pm 
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I think the end of the world will come soon, I'm pretty sure and I'll explain why:

Right now I'm working in my shop, but I don't have any customers or people that visit the store, the church is mad at me, the school is mad at me, and so there is no one visiting the shop. My sigarettes are running low and so I have to find something to do to keep my toughts away from the fact that I will soon have no more sigarettes, so I decided to watch porn.

After a while that bored me, as the only movie I havn't seen yet is 'Transexual fistfucking midgets 5', and I really don't wanna see that, I got traumatised last chrismas when I had a delivery of 3000 midgetporn DVD's so now midgets scare me, also last month a midget that is also a customer here fell in love with me and that ended up with me having to call the police to remove the drunk midget from my shop.

So now I'm surrounded by porn and sextoys, frustrated and alone.

I kinda forgot my point as to why the world will end, but I think my job has damaged me, I can no longer think like a normal person, it's fucked up :(

Soooo, how are you guys doing?

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 Post subject: Re: Soooooo an update
PostPosted: Sep 26 12 9:27:29 pm 
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this has made my day. deserves sticky

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 Post subject: Re: Soooooo an update
PostPosted: Sep 27 12 7:08:43 am 
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Still think you should do an AMA on Reddit..lol

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 Post subject: Re: Soooooo an update
PostPosted: Sep 27 12 1:42:00 pm 
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If wanted I can entertain you with some stories from work, like last day I have met the most interesting person ever, it was a man bigger then me (and I'm a giant), also really heavy, and really hairy (arms, legs, beard), now the strange thing was, he was wearing sparkling stiletto's, a short skirt, woman's top and a black wig, it was the worst crossdresser I had ever seen, no make up, nothing. When he wanted to pay for his stuff, I asked him why he didn'd put on some make up and shave a bit, the reply I got was "yeah, but I find make up to girly, I wanna remain a bit like a man". I found this slightly disturbing...

But who am I to judge, while writing this text I sold an 8' inch strapon to a woman well in her 60"s.

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what the fuck do I have to do to get noticed around here?

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 Post subject: Re: Soooooo an update
PostPosted: Sep 29 12 2:27:18 am 
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I need help reacting to something

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 Post subject: Re: Soooooo an update
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Disturbed1313 wrote:
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Please see my random thought and react to that?

Or you have something specific you need help reacting to? haha

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 Post subject: Re: Soooooo an update
PostPosted: Sep 30 12 7:38:21 am 
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*DaRkLady1326* wrote:
If wanted I can entertain you with some stories from work, like last day I have met the most interesting person ever, it was a man bigger then me (and I'm a giant), also really heavy, and really hairy (arms, legs, beard), now the strange thing was, he was wearing sparkling stiletto's, a short skirt, woman's top and a black wig, it was the worst crossdresser I had ever seen, no make up, nothing. When he wanted to pay for his stuff, I asked him why he didn'd put on some make up and shave a bit, the reply I got was "yeah, but I find make up to girly, I wanna remain a bit like a man". I found this slightly disturbing...

But who am I to judge, while writing this text I sold an 8' inch strapon to a woman well in her 60"s.

The fuck...lol

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