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PostPosted: Sep 26 04 11:37:00 pm 
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I have been jerking off since i was 12, thats 5 years of jerking off.

365 days a year that makes it 1825 since i started jerking off.

i did it about once a week ( :roll: :roll: :roll: :P ), 7 days a week makes it about 260 times...

wait, that cant be right, i think ive jerked off 260 times since yesterday, better make it 3 times a week.

so its 780 times (thats a bit off as well, but still closer than 260 :roll: ) ive jerked off.

when you think about it more closely everytime i cum (assuming i have a normal sperm count) i release 6 million little adirs into the world, i have released 4680000000 little adirs into the world.

one of them was bound to find his way to your drinking water.

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lmao :P you're sick adir,, really sick :P

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Three times a week? I've been going three times a day since I was 12 :P

lol, well, not quite but .. close enough.


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i cant stop laughing.

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kevin`m wrote:
Three times a week? I've been going three times a day since I was 12 :P

lol, well, not quite but .. close enough.


lol i know, thats why its even more scary.

one of my sperms might be humping your liver at the moment.

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How he got in there is the question :P


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Very valid points Adir , but remember every other guy has been doing it. so technically we have all drank at one point another man's sperm , involuntary of course. Unless you like it that way because some people like it the wrong way but just make sure it's legal and be safe.


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They die as soon as they're released but yes, in our drinking water :P


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thats crazy! you have too much time on your hands (no pun intended :P) to think about how much sperm you have produced since you were 12 haha :o :roll:

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I think this is stupid....
OMG! Is that a lil Adir swimming in my tea?

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SLAVETOTHESYSTEM wrote:
Very valid points Adir , but remember every other guy has been doing it. so technically we have all drank at one point another man's sperm , involuntary of course. Unless you like it that way because some people like it the wrong way but just make sure it's legal and be safe.


Guilty conscience Dom? That "woman" at work who had tasted her own cum was actually you wasn't it? WASN'T IT?!

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They die as soon as they're released but yes, in our drinking water :P


you sure? i thought they lasted like 6 days lol

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for that amount of times i should fill 10 of those amanda-


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*GAG* :oops:

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2blind2c2morrow wrote:
kevin`m wrote:
They die as soon as they're released but yes, in our drinking water :P


you sure? i thought they lasted like 6 days lol


When they're where they're supposed to be ( :P ) they last for 1-5 hours, or something like that, but yeah apparently they die as soon as they're released from your body, because of the room temperature.

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So, Adir, you cum with milk do you?

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